Some Bad shit happens in your life...what is your first reaction?

Pray.
Call a good friend and talk it out.
Call your girlfriend.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Eat a snacky cake.
Post in your livejournal.
Hide and petend that you are not there.
IM a friend starting with Bad Shit maaaaaaaan.
Wish your icky roomie wasn't there then post in your LJ.
Call your boyfriend.

What is your favorite kind of movie?

Cult Classics.
Fantasy...with peaches.
Anything with a really sweet romantic ending.
Sci-fi.
Independent Comedy.
I'm too busy hiding to watch movies.
Comedy.
Foreign flicks.
Indie flicks.
My life is too restricted for movies.

What do you do in your spare time?

What is spare time?
I hide.
Play addicting internet games.
Post to LiveJournal.
Shoot Pool.
Spend time with my love monkey.
Play Dungeons and Dragons.
Make internet shrines.
Hang out with my significant other.
I Act.

What would be your theme song?

Video game soundtracks
Ani Difranco
Something sweet and romantic
I'm too busy hiding to have a theme song.
Applause
Anchors Aweigh
Nevermind, You couldn't pronounce it anyway
You mean I have to pick one?
I'm too eclectic to have a theme song
They call me Mellow Yellow

Something that has always puzzled me is:

Why my ex's can't get on with their lives.
Why everyone picks on me!
Why my parents don't like my man
How did I get to be so damned cool
Why people make all these stupid tests.
Why do bad things happen to good people.
Why certain words are so damn funny
Why my roomie complains all the time
Why can't those bitches keep their hands off my man
Kitty.

What fruit best describes you?

Fruit Salad: You never know what you're gonna get
Mango: I'm the exotic one of my friends, the royal one
Apple: I'm wholesome and all American
Banana: I'm like a monkey and monkeys like bananas
Grapes: I'm just sweet and lotsa fun
Stawberry: I'm pretty and sweet.
Raisin: I'm the "codger" in the group
Orange: I'm sweet but can be tangy at times
Pear: I'm nice and quiet.
Melengo: I'm the one that may or may not exist

What is your catch phrase?

*crickets chriping*
"heh heh"
":)"
"Groooovy maaaaaaaaaaaan"
"Werd"
I'm not predictable enough to have a catch phrase
"Indeed"
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"It's pointless to be pointless because..."
"oooooooooooo...snood"

Which club would you be mostly likley to join

Role Play Club
Drama Club
English Honor Society
Band
Anime Club
Pool Team
Gay and Lesbian Student Alliance
Art Club
No clubs for me
ROTC

If you had a superpower what would it be?

Moon Power
Telepathy
Super Sensitivity
Sonic Tear Power
Biting Wit
Shapeshifting
Superhuman strength
Invisability
Super Musical Instuments
Stinging Sarcasm

What is your favorite food?

Shrimp Tempura
Pot Belly Roast
I don't remember I've been eating crap so long
I don't come out enough to know what I like
Indian food
Sourbraten
*makes Homer Simpson donut sound*
Anything as long as I'm with my friends
Diet Sprite
Asian Cuisine

(This code was blatently stolen from New Years Resolution test, but it was probably stolen from someone else long before that.)